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Completely Random Amazing Prizes

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January 27, 2006

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C.R.A.P.™ Rules and Frequently Asked Questions
Today's C.R.A.P.™
First off, I'd like to apologize to anyone who took the time to look for the winning C.R.A.P.™ links over the past six weeks or so.

Instead of retelling the whole story, you can read about what happened in the News section at this link.

Suffice to say, there have been no winners so far for all the fantastic C.R.A.P.™ that we have to give away. Instead of restarting the same tired old contest, we thought of a better way, and it involves porn.

That's right, junior. You heard me right. Pornography.

Somewhere in New York, and advertising rep just had a little mini stroke.

Don't worry, we're not posting porn but we're asking viewers of this site to help find any that remains.

Years ago, Fugly.com was (much more of) a cesspool than it is today. We went broke and did anything we could think of to make a buck. That included posting all sorts of racy material and using adult sponsors as advertisements.

Nothing against porn, but the people who want to buy ad space on the site now don't like the idea of sharing it with adult sponsors.

It's the same reasoning that has led to the Super Bowl not accepting erectile dysfunction ads this year. There's only so many of those commercials that you can stomach and, after years of being hit over the head with them, if your penis doesn't work and you aren't smart enough to go to the doctor about it, you may as well cut it off and feed it to your dog.

Anyway. What was I talking about?

Oh yeah! Porno!

We've gone through nearly every page on this site and we're 99% sure that nothing remains but, since we're wrong about 100% of the time, there MUST be some left.

Instead of the usual method of winning our C.R.A.P.™, stumbling on to some random link and sending us a winning confirmation number, this time it will be different. If you find any 'adult' material on this site, simply contact us and send the URL to to the page that contains what you found, along with your first, second and third choice for one of the Completely Random Amazing Prizes from our previous contest and you will be the winner.

Since it will be interesting for everyone to see, instead of removing the content, we'll edit it so that it can't get us into any trouble and then link back to it so you can see. Maybe we'll include helpful hints to where you can find the original but don't hold your breath on that one.

One thing we ask is that, if you win, you have to promise to send us a picture of yourself with the prize we send to you. You don't even have to show your face in it if you don't want to but we really want to get more pictures of our winners.

We really do give all this junk away and some people will never believe it unless they see a photo of the winner.

So that's it. Keep checking back here for the posted links and the names (and hopefully photos) of the winners

As always, if you're confused about what all this C.R.A.P.™ is about, read the Completely Random Amazing Prizes™ Frequently Asked Questions Page.



C.R.A.P.™ Stats:


The Big Winnarrs!

Prize
Found Material Link
Winner!
Leftover Carlos Mencia DVD #1
HERE
Gary Smith from Bay City, MI
Leftover Carlos Mencia DVD #2
HERE
Benjamin Frost, from Eden WI
Escape From Hell DVD
HERE
Benjamin Frost, from Eden WI
Rowdy Girls DVD
HERE
Troop, from Minneapolis, MN
Drawing Blood DVD
HERE
Jason LaRose frm Johnston, RI
Comedy Central Pencils
HERE
Paul
Comedy Central Button
HERE
I don't know what happened to it. I can't find it anywhere.
Rainbow Six - Covert Ops
HERE
Jerry Howell from Cypress Texas. (photo coming soon)
Neocron
HERE
Benjamin Frost, from Eden WI
Roller Coaster Tycoon
HERE
Chris B. from Colorado Springs, CO.
Shogun - Total War
HERE
Andrew Frost from Highland Park, NJ
Everquest
HERE
Andrew Frost from Highland Park, NJ
Another version of Everquest
HERE
Andrew Frost from Highland Park, NJ
Antenna Farm 45
HERE
No Winner Yet
Metal box fulll of junk
HERE
Jerry Howell, from Cypress Texas.
Dane Cook - Retaliation
HERE
Deanna Cantrell, from Aurora, IL.
Dane Cook - Retaliation
HERE
Jerry Howell, from Cypress Texas
Dane Cook - Retaliation
HERE
Troop, from Minneapolis, MN
Dane Cook - Harmful If Swallowed
HERE
Troop, from Minneapolis, MN
Dane Cook - Harmful If Swallowed
HERE
Benjamin Frost, from Eden WI


 


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