A full month has gone by since the last time we ran our Completely Random Amazing Prizes™ contest and I don’t think that it has ever taken anyone so long to find our C.R.A.P.™ before.

Seriously, I think that might be a new record.

That’s ok, because THIS might also be a new record too!  A new record for the largest pile of C.R.A.P.™ anybody has ever managed to put together, that is!

Since it’s getting close to the Holidays, and since I’m sure a lot of you out there are stressed about having to get out there and shop for presents, we thought we’d make it easy on you and give out a bunch of stuff that was sent to us by Comedy Central as well as a lot of yet-to-be-claimed C.R.A.P.™.

Some times we’ll post a winning link and nobody will find it. Some times a person will win and send us an email but, when we ask for their mailing address, they get nervous and never write back.

For the life of me I can’t figure out why people are so reluctant to talk to us.  We’re really nice people.  Honest.

So anyway, here is a big list of stuff that you can win in the next week or two here at Fugly, just by surfing the site and randomly hitting the winning link.

2 leftover Carlos Mencia DVD’s

A box of Comedy Centra pencils.

A Comedy Central button that says, “Funner than reading”.  We totally agree.

A bunch of movies, video game CDs and other junk that we found (and photographed) in Mike Williams’ trash can,  including:

Escape From Hell, starring transsexual superstar, Anita Wilson. ( Yeah, that sorta freaked me out a little bit too.)

Rowdy Girls.  How the West Was Really Won.

Sergio Lapel’s, Drawing Blood. Another Troma Team video.

Rainbow Six, Covert Ops.

Neocron

Roller Coaster Tycoon.  Corkscrew Follies expansion pack.

Shogun.  Total War.

Everquest.

Another Everquest.

An Antenna Farm 45, featuring Rob Wilson of television Hill.  (Nobody on Earth will know who the hell this is.)

Some weird little tin box full of strangely shaped dice and funny looking coins. 

That’s 15 prizes, all at once! 

But wait!  That’s not all!

We’ve saved the best for last.

THREE copies of Dane Cook – Retaliation.  Each contain 2, full length CD’s and a DVD!

TWO copies of Dane Cook – Harmful If Swallowed.  Each contain a full length CD and a DVD!

THESE, of course we keep proudly displayed over the fireplace so all our guests can see how sophisticated we are here at Fugly.com.

Honest.  Look at this picture if you don’t believe me.

That’s 20 PRIZES, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Considering how often I update this lame contest, that’s about …what?  14 years of prizes!!

ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!

Sorry for the delay in updating the contest this time but we had to ship last month’s prize, Harlan’s Superman costume, all the way to Chengdu, Korea for the lucky winner, Jae-yun Kim. 

Thanks to Jae-yun Kim for actually sending pictures of herself to us wearing the costume too.

Make sure you check out Jen from StubHub the winner of our model A-Team van, and Ryan from Canada, the winner of our “I’m a Perfect 10” hat.