full month has gone by since the last time we ran our
Completely Random Amazing Prizes™ contest and I don’t
think that it has ever taken anyone so long to find our
Seriously, I think that might be a new record.
That’s ok, because THIS might also be a new record
too! A new record for the largest pile of C.R.A.P.™
anybody has ever managed to put together, that is!
it’s getting close to the Holidays, and since
I’m sure a lot of you out there are stressed about
having to get out there and shop for presents, we thought
we’d make it easy on you and give out a bunch of
stuff that was sent to us by Comedy Central as well as
a lot of yet-to-be-claimed C.R.A.P.™.
times we’ll post a winning link and nobody
will find it. Some times a person will win and send us
an email but, when we ask for their mailing address, they
get nervous and never write back.
the life of me I can’t figure out why people
are so reluctant to talk to us. We’re really
nice people. Honest.
anyway, here is a big list of stuff that you can win
in the next week or two here at Fugly, just by surfing
the site and randomly hitting the winning link.
leftover Carlos Mencia DVD’s
A box of Comedy Centra pencils.
Comedy Central button that says, “Funner than
reading”. We totally agree.
bunch of movies, video game CDs and other junk that we
found (and photographed) in Mike
From Hell, starring transsexual superstar, Anita
Wilson. ( Yeah, that sorta freaked me out a little bit
Girls. How the West Was Really Won.
Lapel’s, Drawing Blood. Another Troma Team
Rainbow Six, Covert Ops.
Coaster Tycoon. Corkscrew Follies expansion
Antenna Farm 45, featuring Rob
Wilson of television Hill. (Nobody
on Earth will know who the hell this is.)
weird little tin box full of strangely shaped dice and
funny looking coins.
15 prizes, all at once!
wait! That’s not all!
saved the best for last.
copies of Dane Cook – Retaliation. Each
contain 2, full length CD’s and a DVD!
copies of Dane Cook – Harmful If Swallowed. Each
contain a full length CD and a DVD!
THESE, of course we keep proudly displayed over the fireplace
so all our guests can see how sophisticated we are here
at this picture if you don’t
20 PRIZES, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
how often I update this lame contest, that’s
about …what? 14 years of prizes!!
ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!
for the delay in updating the contest this time but we
had to ship last month’s prize, Harlan’s
Superman costume, all the way to Chengdu, Korea for the
lucky winner, Jae-yun
Thanks to Jae-yun Kim for actually sending pictures
of herself to us wearing the costume too.
Make sure you check out Jen
from StubHub the winner of
our model A-Team van, and Ryan
from Canada, the winner
of our “I’m a Perfect 10” hat.
sure to read
the rules if you don’t
know how to play.