Did you know?... Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow!

Scooter

Born to be wild.

Mamogram Scam

Hey, I&#039;m no gynecologist but I&#039;ll take a look.

Yo Quiero Mange Collar

I told you all that Taco Bell would eventually get to you.

Sorry Cake

Inappropriate cake number 3278.

Little Dicks Road

I don&#039;t care how cheap the houses are...

Wood Stove

For the city dweller who likes to stay close to nature.

It Does A Body Good

Can you get mad-cow from milk?

Car For Dinner

Will you please pass the oil?

Ipod Ano

This is the crappiest idea for an MP3 player I&#039;ve ever heard of.

Computer Geek

Chicks dig jocks.

Hey, I'm no gynecologist but I'll take a look.

I don't care how cheap the houses are...

This is the crappiest idea for an MP3 player I've ever heard of.