Did you know?... The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Tongue In Cheek

Pleeeease pay attention to me! PLEASE!

Safety First

Who says people at OSHA don&#039;t have a sense of humor?

On The Glass

I wish this was big enough for me to use it as my desktop image.

Cock Bank

Well, where else do you think they store their chickens. Duhh.

Pierced Freak

Parents, pay attention to your kids. Otherwise...

Fat Soldier

I found BinLaden! This guy ate him.

Bad Breath

Self defense tactic number 982. Garlic.

Huge Pileup

I know a few people who are glad they took the bus today.

Soccer Kick To The Head

OUCH!

Monkey Dog Rodeo

Now here&#039;s something you don&#039;t see every day. Unless you go to Monkey Dog Rodeos a lot ...and that would just make you some kind of a weirdo.

Who says people at OSHA don't have a sense of humor?

Now here's something you don't see every day. Unless you go to Monkey Dog Rodeos a lot ...and that would just make you some kind of a weirdo.