Did you know?... When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

Janet Jackson Bra

I don&#039;t think this is really Janet Jackson. It could be Michael.

Dog Wedding

The groom was destined to cheat on her. Afterall, he was such a dog.

Penguin Game

When Japanese game shows are combined with the Discovery Channel.

Packaging Mistake

Do you think they meant to say that this guy is a...

Crappy Job

Think your job stinks?

A Better Windows Desktop

And it&#039;s even sexier if you happen to be a leprechaun. Or Shrek.

Herpes Cake

Inappropriate cake number forty two. Herpes.

Toilet Warning

Oh great. NOW you tell me.

Defect Store

Catering to the politically oppressed for 25 years.

Stolen Bike Curse

It was totally worth it.

I don't think this is really Janet Jackson. It could be Michael.

And it's even sexier if you happen to be a leprechaun. Or Shrek.