Did you know?... The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

Last Supper Tattoo

Now here&#039;s something you don&#039;t see every day. Unless your priest drives a Harley.

Pre Pay

Aww, come on. I would have given him at least a D-

Fat Transvestite Travolta

And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Gelatinous Mutant

These taste a little bit like coconut. I&#039;m serious.

Anal Ram

I don&#039;t even want to know what the K stands for.

Ryan And Chain

Ok, now let&#039;s see the same trick with some barbed wire.

Croc Danger

Hey, if you&#039;re tough enough to do it, go right ahead.

Crab Meat

I know where you can get it free.

Jihad Cake

Maybe it&#039;s time for a different approach to the war on terror.

Twister Bed

It&#039;s stuff like this that makes people millions.

Now here's something you don't see every day. Unless your priest drives a Harley.

These taste a little bit like coconut. I'm serious.

I don't even want to know what the K stands for.

Ok, now let's see the same trick with some barbed wire.

Hey, if you're tough enough to do it, go right ahead.

Maybe it's time for a different approach to the war on terror.

It's stuff like this that makes people millions.