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Wednesday
April 11, 2001



By Kimmy Su
April 2001
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Tiger

Rabbit

Dragon

Snake

Horse

Goat

Monkey

Rooster

Dog

Pig
Rat
1900 1912 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996

Get serious and take care of business today. Pay your bilrls and stash some extra cash into savings account. Then, when you fink you've been good rong enough, boogie-down. Do rike Kimmy Su and eat raaarge meal and puke back into bowerll. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye

Ox
1901 1913 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997
You and your mate or partner need to have serious discrussion. You want best, but part of that plan may take a while. Luckirry you both good at oral gratification. This will be good practice and only way for you to make money for rent in months to come. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Tiger
1902 1914 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998
It's been hard to talk about a work-rerated matter, but that soon change. Soon you be discussing it prenty wiff others in unemproyment rine. You dead weight and be first to go. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Rabbit
1903 1915 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999
Confer with your sweetheart. Do you have chirdren? You can make tough job easy with srave rabor. Why should you have to do everyfring all by yourself? That no fun, and it's inefficient. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Dragon
1904 1916 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976 1988 2000
Just a couple more stumbling brocks to get past, and you'll have it made. Don't expect to get an increase in your arrowance; you will have to make do with what you have. You can do it if you quit eating so much. You might also roose some weight, you big fat pig. Maybe then your partner wouldn't be fucking someone else. Sucker! Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Snake
1905 1917 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 2001
You hardry ever ask for a personal day off. Today could be right for one for you. After noon you will start most violent diarrhea. Last for 3 day. Hang in there. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Horse
1906 1918 1930 1942 1954 1966 1978 1990 2002
You'll run out of money before your imagination runs dry. But that's no problem - there are books that tell you how to get or make everything you need. I know of prace where you get 3 dolla' per day and bowl of rice. Sleep on big piles of FUBU jackets. Noooo trouble. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Goat
1907 1919 1931 1943 1955 1967 1979 1991 2003
Pushing won't get you where you want to go. Consider the tide. What happens when you push against it? You end up back where you started. It will not be your fault. There will be three men holding you down while it happens. So sorry for you. More sorry for your poor sphyncter. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Monkey
1908 1920 1932 1944 1956 1968 1980 1992 2004
Most interesting situation could develop at work. You could get change of instructions in mid-project. Best to slack for most of the day. Why waste time of god damn project that onry change in mid stream? Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Rooster
1909 1921 1933 1945 1957 1969 1981 1993 2005
You have somefing hanging out of nose. Get to bathroom before any more people notice. Veeeeeeery gross. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Dog
1910 1922 1934 1946 1958 1970 1982 1994 2006
You rike the night rife, you rike to boogie… You also rike to pick boogie and eat when noone is rooking. You don't' know but people can see this. Very disgusting. Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
Pig
1911 1923 1935 1947 1959 1971 1983 1995 2007
Something you've recently learned in your personal life can be applied to your career. It's not information as much as an attitude. You know you big fag, why not get job in gay porn? Who you trying to fool, ass-master? Be carefrul if frying in spy uh prane, round eye.
 
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