Nobodywon last week's prizes. I think we need to clarify some things so people have an easier time winning some of the C.R.A.P.™ we're giving away.

Since I don't think any of you are reading the Completely Random Amazing Prize FAQ, I'm going to post it right here so there will be no question.

Fugly.com C.R.A.P.™ Official Rules.

We'll replace one of our usual links with a link to a Completely Random Amazing Prize™ winner page. Absolutely ANY clickable part of Fugly.com is a potential link to the winner page; even Advertisements (hint, hint). If you click on the link, instead of your usual destination, you'll be taken to a Completely Random Amazing Prize™ winner confirmation page. On that page will be the Completely Random Amazing Prize™ winning number of the day for that day's C.R.A.P.™ If you find yourself on the Completely Random Amazing Prize™ winner confirmation page, you must immediately contact us and send the confirmation number via email to claim your prize. The C.R.A.P.™ for that day will only be awarded to the sender of the first email we receive with the correct confirmation number for that day. Winners of Fugly.com C.R.A.P.™ must agree that, upon receipt of their prize, they will supply Fugly.com with a photograph of themselves with the prize to be included in the Fugly.com C.R.A.P.™ Winners! section. (We'd really like this, but we can't hold you to it.) It may be required that some winners of a Fugly.com Completely Random Amazing Prize™ sign a release form before we ship their prize to them, since we might be giving away some pretty dangerous C.R.A.P.™ Employees and affiliates of Fugly.com are not eligible for C.R.A.P.™

 

Ok. So there it is. Short and sweet.

Click here to win one of those Lance Armstrong Foundation Wristbands

Click here to win another one that we set aside as a prize.

Click here to win the last one, since not ONE person won.

Click here to win one of the ones we would have given away if you'd not have been such a greedy prick and would have actually donated a buck or two for CANCER RESEARCH.

Click here to win the other one since only ONE PERSON who visits this site actually donated, you lousy, good-for-nothing, heartless bastards.

OK! So there you go!

Now, on to the next one.

Now that we're all out of those yellow wristbands, we're giving away something really crappy.

We used to work with a company called Troma Entertainment. They're really great guys, but they make some of the worst movies you'll ever see.

Sine we have a stack of these movies lying here and since no one would buy them on Amazon.com, we're going to give a few away.

The unrated director's cut of Tromeo & Juliet.

Body Piercing. Kinky Sex. Dismemberment. The things that made Shakespeare great!

"EXHILARATING!" - The New York Times.

"Not just for Troma junkies: Tromeo & Juliet is Sexy, Silly, Sweet & Surreal!" - USA Today

Remember the C.R.A.P.™ rules, and good luck!