AUTHENTIC SADDAM HUSSEIN BUTANE LIGHTER

Everyone knows what a pain in the ass it is to try and light a shoe-bomb on an airliner with a match, only to be over-run by do-gooder, vigilante passengers. Well those days are over when you have a Genuine Saddam Hussein Butane Lighter! Light those fuses fast and easy with one flick of the thumb.

Electronic Ignition!
Solid 24 Karat Gold!
Waterproof!
Serin Gas Proof!
Filled With Genuine Iraqi Oil based Butane type... err...fluid?

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