Did you know?... Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

Polar Bear Tongue

Gross! Also: heh.

Stalking Cat

This is...this is terrifying.

Boat Ramp

This guy was a little too excited to get to his boat.

Snow Canyon

Heap big snow. Snow...in a big heap. Yep.

F16 Bike

I think the phrase &quot;street legal&quot; does not mean what he thinks it means.

Metal People

I&#039;m sure there&#039;s a good reason for this. There just HAS to be, or I&#039;m never going to sleep soundly again.

Baseball Faceplant

&quot;Sliding into home&quot;? &quot;Ground rule double&quot;? The jokes...they can not compute.

Womans Car Ad

Hahah! Get it? Women are dumb! And they don&#039;t know nothin&#039; about cars! And they&#039;re DUMB!

Road To Nowhere

I&#039;m pretty sure that the word &quot;smiting&quot; should be mixed up in there somewhere.

Cat Gymnast

Because falling animals are funny!

I think the phrase "street legal" does not mean what he thinks it means.

I'm sure there's a good reason for this. There just HAS to be, or I'm never going to sleep soundly again.

"Sliding into home"? "Ground rule double"? The jokes...they can not compute.

Hahah! Get it? Women are dumb! And they don't know nothin' about cars! And they're DUMB!

I'm pretty sure that the word "smiting" should be mixed up in there somewhere.