Did you know?... If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

Kids With Beers

I&#039;m not allowed to babysit anymore.

Let Mom Drive

You have to hand it to her, this would not be easy to do.

Integra For Sale

I don&#039;t know, this seems like it might be a pretty good deal.

Used Mobile Phones

Choose from a camera phone, or one that VIBRATES!

Bastard Condoms

Give the gift that lasts a lifetime.

Smiling Horse

Want to see a picture of a really, REALLY happy horse?

Forgot Her Pants

Is this Paris Hilton? Every time I see a really slutty looking blonde, I think it&#039;s Paris Hilton.

Gay Tank

Don&#039;t ask, don&#039;t tell. Don&#039;t paint your tank pink.

Womens Soccer

It&#039;s like the World Cup version of the Lingerie Bowl.

Sumo Squirt

Is this his opponent, or his lunch?

I'm not allowed to babysit anymore.

I don't know, this seems like it might be a pretty good deal.

Is this Paris Hilton? Every time I see a really slutty looking blonde, I think it's Paris Hilton.

Don't ask, don't tell. Don't paint your tank pink.

It's like the World Cup version of the Lingerie Bowl.