Did you know?... The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Stanky Whore

Nobody ever orders this pizza. I wonder why.

Human Sand Sculpture

One of the best (not to mention creepiest) sand sculptures you&#039;ll ever see.

Motorcycle Pileup

Motorcycle pileup.

Jesusbusters

Thous shalt not cross the streams.

Hole

How to tell when your eye doctor hates you.

Butterface

This is just mean.

Blue Bra Big Boobies

Don&#039;t you hate it when you take a pictre and the face gets cut off?

Baby Barf Picture

This would be blown up and hung over the fireplace in my house if this was my kid. For a little while, anyway.

Ass Pro

Hey, relax. It&#039;s ok. He&#039;s a professional.

Bird Flu

Ok, go ahead and let fly with the bird flu jokes. Oh no.. did I just make one too?

One of the best (not to mention creepiest) sand sculptures you'll ever see.

Don't you hate it when you take a pictre and the face gets cut off?

Hey, relax. It's ok. He's a professional.