Did you know?... The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Raio Med

I found this at the hospital last night while they were x-raying my candy and removing a razor blade form my larynx.

Windows Serial

It&#039;s a constant battle.

Wall Lighter

I have one of these on my steering wheel.

Vodka

Ahh. Nothing makes for a fast, shallow, meaningless relationship like...

Uber Gay

it might have been ok if these were Halloween costumes but, sadly, this phot was taken in June. Sigh.

Suggestive Fruit

I don&#039;t care how good it tastes, I&#039;m not eating it.

Shocker Diploma

Nice job sneaking that one in there, kid.

Almost Greusome

This is ALMOST the scariest picture we have ever posted.

Sheep Torture

I don&#039;t know what this is all about but it looks like the sheep aren&#039;t the only ones getting tortured.

Scary Stories

Children&#039;s books you won&#039;t find at Amazon #86252. Good one for Halloween.

It's a constant battle.

I don't care how good it tastes, I'm not eating it.

I don't know what this is all about but it looks like the sheep aren't the only ones getting tortured.

Children's books you won't find at Amazon #86252. Good one for Halloween.