Did you know?... It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Raio Med

I found this at the hospital last night while they were x-raying my candy and removing a razor blade form my larynx.

Windows Serial

It&#039;s a constant battle.

Wall Lighter

I have one of these on my steering wheel.

Vodka

Ahh. Nothing makes for a fast, shallow, meaningless relationship like...

Uber Gay

it might have been ok if these were Halloween costumes but, sadly, this phot was taken in June. Sigh.

Suggestive Fruit

I don&#039;t care how good it tastes, I&#039;m not eating it.

Shocker Diploma

Nice job sneaking that one in there, kid.

Almost Greusome

This is ALMOST the scariest picture we have ever posted.

Sheep Torture

I don&#039;t know what this is all about but it looks like the sheep aren&#039;t the only ones getting tortured.

Scary Stories

Children&#039;s books you won&#039;t find at Amazon #86252. Good one for Halloween.

It's a constant battle.

I don't care how good it tastes, I'm not eating it.

I don't know what this is all about but it looks like the sheep aren't the only ones getting tortured.

Children's books you won't find at Amazon #86252. Good one for Halloween.