Did you know?... You can line up all 8 planets in our solar system directly next to each other and it would fit in the space between Earth and the Moon.

Mlbonghits

I could play on this league!

Fugly4082731

Alfred E. Newman?

Fugly4082743

Some people find the adam&#039;s apple to be sexy!

Masturbatingmonkey

Can I get one that will fling it&#039;s poo as well?

Fugly4082750

Come on now, I&#039;m the PRESIDENT! Nobody will find out, Monica!

Fugly4082747

As long as there&#039;s no Scat-Showers, I&#039;m happy.

Madmax

FEAR This...uh....car thing...

Ohno

I bet he won&#039;t even call her in the morning!

Napster

Poor millionaires -- people keep downloading their crappy music!

Nutty1

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Seriously. You should try it.

Some people find the adam's apple to be sexy!

Can I get one that will fling it's poo as well?

Come on now, I'm the PRESIDENT! Nobody will find out, Monica!

As long as there's no Scat-Showers, I'm happy.

I bet he won't even call her in the morning!