Did you know?... The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Fugly40722195

You ever play HIDE THE COB, boy?

Fugly40824039

Just about everything&#039;s moved south a few feet by then!

Owned5

A rite of passage, where I come from.

Owned45

Laugh it up, kiddos - You&#039;re next!

Mafia

Not so subtle any more, are they?

Imgfugly1012

You&#039;d hit it, admit it!

Fugly40811at

Preach on, Sister, preach on!

Fugly40824011

Awwww, such a cute little mouse!

Fugly40824040

Viagra does not help your hearing.

Fugly40811af

I feel like I&#039;m gonna throw up!

Just about everything's moved south a few feet by then!

Laugh it up, kiddos - You're next!

You'd hit it, admit it!

I feel like I'm gonna throw up!