Did you know?... The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

05spot

Detroit rock city.

Batman2

Hung like a ...bat?

Bird1

Bird dog?

Word Suicide

Where do you want to die today? Thanks Microsoft!

Fugly31003077

Well. It&#039;ll make her a lot more tolerable, that&#039;s for sure. Oh wait. Maybe I read this wrong.

Geeksinthemill

Geeks in the military.

Fugly31210111

...and what to my wondering eyes should appear?

Paper2

This one is even better.

Paper1

Cool wrapping paper idea.

Herion

Start em&#039; early.

Well. It'll make her a lot more tolerable, that's for sure. Oh wait. Maybe I read this wrong.

Start em' early.