Did you know?... A chance of a woman having twins is increased after the age of 35. About 1 in 27 women will give birth to twins after this age. After 50 the chances of having twins is 1 in 9.

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Seriously. WWOJD.

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You can beat your friends and you can beat your meat, but you can&#039;t beat your friends&#039; meat.

Woof Woof

Sad but true.

Fugly31209145

It&#039;s really hard to work when you&#039;re surrounded by assholes.

Fugly31209140

I am Jack&#039;s broken heart.

Fugly31115140

No. Not OK. Where&#039;s the cancel button?

Fugly31209131

By the looks of things, he sent SARS, stupidity, obesity and senility too.

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What I&#039;ll be having for dinner tonight.

Fugly31209117

Be afraid. Be very afraid, of mistletoe.

Fugly31209115

Hey. We DO taste like chicken.

You can beat your friends and you can beat your meat, but you can't beat your friends' meat.

It's really hard to work when you're surrounded by assholes.

I am Jack's broken heart.

No. Not OK. Where's the cancel button?

What I'll be having for dinner tonight.