Did you know?... Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
I've maintained for a long time that all those witty church sign sayings are written by just one guy crouched in a damp basement somewhere. Maybe he moonlights doing this, too.
