Did you know?... Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.
I used to think, "take any type of meat, put it on a stick and add fire. There's no way it can taste bad" Considering the sphincter factor though, I'm starting to reconsider.