THE FIRST PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. EVER.

I don't know if any of you have read the news about the recent breakin at the Playboy Mansion, but it was all over CNN. While we won't admit to anything, we're giving away the first Playboy magazine ever. Not a copy of the first edition of the magazine, I'm talking about the FIRST copy of the FIRST ONE EVER!

Have you ever wanted a Hugh Heffner clone of your very own but had a hard time getting ahold of some of the old guy's DNA? Well... Like I said. We're not admitting to anything.