Did you know?... The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
Ahh, finally. A little humor in an otherwise humorless morning. This poor bastard lets the cat out if the bag and loses his girlfriend on live radio. Yeah, I know. But compared to the other ones we posted this morning, that's what we're calling funny.
