Did you know?... The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
Here's a gun that can shoot a million rounds per minute. I take back what I wrote about having that car shredder welded to the hood if my car. THIS is the answer to any traffic jam problem.
Here's a bigger, better version of that video where the girls are dancing in a hotel room in their bikinis. Oh, what I wouldn't give to be 21 again. 21 and sterile.
