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The Reverand Otis P. Felcher Phd. Esq. DDS.
Personal Info
Title
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Dad
Location
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Fulton, Maryland
Age
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67
Favorite Color
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Pussy.
Favorite Food
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Otis like to "eat at the Y", if you know what we mean.
Favorite Song
(at the moment)
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Jesus Was Way Cool - by King Missle
Legs - by ZZ Top
Quote:
- "Git the hell outta my yard!"
Bio On Fugly
The Reverand Otis P. Felcher, Phd. is a man among men. Otis is ordained by the Church of the Subgenius and holds a doctorate in Forbidden Sciences.

That all seems pretty impressive until you look into it, but according to Otis, "It's a great way to git me some chicks".

Articles:

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Hobbies & Interests:
Women, women, women, and sometimes girls. Otis has the libido of a 17 year old high school kid. Ask him how he's doing and he'll exclaim, "I'm virile, vigorous and Potent!" He got that from his favorite radio show.
Friends & Family:

Otis claims to be best friends with G. Gordon Liddy, but nobody beleives him. Otis is the father or Harlan and Martin Felcher and the husband of Martha Felcher.

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