Did you know?... A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!
Martin Felcher
Personal Info
a drunken stupor, as usual.
Favorite Color
Favorite Food
Pork Rhinds and beef jerky
Favorite Song
A Shogun Named Marcus
- "Me boss. You not."
Bio On Fugly
Chances are that if you've ever called or written to Fugly, Martin's the man you spoke to. He pretty much runs the place. Whenever he's not passed out behind a dumpster or slumped over his desk, that is.

If you've ever received a drunken, rambling, threatening email at three o'clock in the morning, consider yourself special. That doesn't happen very often anymore, although it used to be almost a daily occurence.


Hobbies & Interests:
Martin loves to drink, but you'll never catch him at your local bar. Martin does most of his drinking alone, in front of the television. You might spot him at the Fulton liquor store, on occasion, stocking up on Crown Royal and 24oz cans of Steel Reserve.

Martin also enjoys exposing himself to total strangers.
Friends & Family:
Don't ask.
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