workplace has to have a sex object, and Fugly.com is no different.
Madame Borkofski really doesn't fit in with the rest of us here
and I'll be the first to admit it, we only hired her because she
has great breasts and I want to have sex with her.
We put an
ad in the paper for a secretary. We intentionally spelled everything
wrong except for the line that said, "Must be willing to
do ANYTHING it takes to please the boss. Must sign our Standard
Waiver prior to employment.
was the only one who responded, but honestly, we couldn't be happier.
All I know
about Madame Borkofski is that she's from Russia and is able to
supply us with a never-ending stream of models for our other site,
She pretty much shows up whenever she wants and doesn't do any
work whatsoever. If I ask her to take a memo, or to help me with
something in the break room, she knows exactly what I really mean
and she just gets right to work. Wink wink.
all the crystal-meth we have lying around here, she's the only
reason I come to work.