Did you know?... Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Rodent Whispering In A Guys Ear

Finally, proof of that whole George Michael/small rodent rumor!

Raincoat On A Horse Statue

Well, at least it&#039;s not weird or anything.

Martha Stewerts Mini Van

What would Martha Stewert drive?

Smoking Lizard

Does Geico sell health insurance too?

Redneck Hot Tub

Hey, they&#039;re making hill-billy soup. Who wants some?

Coffee Cup Illusion

Add some kind of a phallus to this and it will be even funnier.

Strong Squirrel

Barry Bonds&#039; pet squirrel.

Speed Camera

Australia was originally a prison colony. Go figure.

Virus Scanner

The most viruses ever found. See if you can top this one.

Only In Canada

So long as you&#039;re not in Canada, this thing is perfectly safe.

Well, at least it's not weird or anything.

Hey, they're making hill-billy soup. Who wants some?

Barry Bonds' pet squirrel.

So long as you're not in Canada, this thing is perfectly safe.