Did you know?... Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

Draggin Monitors Through Snow

So we hired this office moving company. I think we should have checked their references first.

200th Birthday

With the stuff they can do these days, I don&#039;t think this is too far fetched.

K Flop

Ha ha ha. BWAA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Bed Bear

I can&#039;t tell if this is supposed to be her teddy bear, or her boyfriend.

Police Targeting

Well, after all. A lot of them do lurk around at night and eat out of your trash cans. I mean, what can you do? And they&#039;re not talking about black people, you racist A-hole.

Lady Killer

This dude is getting SO LAID this year. Beads or no beads.

Savannah

Warm wishes for a happy Fat Tuesday from the drunk slut on our bathroom floor.

Weapons Of Mass Distraction

Weapons of mass distraction. Heh heh heh. Boobies are kewl.

Cannibal Kid

Ok parents. Look. This is what&#039;s known as, &quot;A CRY FOR HELP&quot;

Mcdevestation

I&#039;m Lovin it! I&#039;m not eatin&#039; it. Not a friggin chance. I&#039;m only lovin&#039; it because it&#039;s so damn funny.

With the stuff they can do these days, I don't think this is too far fetched.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be her teddy bear, or her boyfriend.

Well, after all. A lot of them do lurk around at night and eat out of your trash cans. I mean, what can you do? And they're not talking about black people, you racist A-hole.

Ok parents. Look. This is what's known as, "A CRY FOR HELP"

I'm Lovin it! I'm not eatin' it. Not a friggin chance. I'm only lovin' it because it's so damn funny.