Did you know?... If a car is travelling at 55 miles per hour it will travel 56 feet before the driver can shift his foot from the accelerator to the brake.

Jigga

Jigga what?

No Groping

But she likes it, can&#039;t you tell?

Jesus Zombie

Happy Easter! Oh, wait...

Honor Plate

I would say there are some conflicting messages here.

Cum Total

And you thougt accountants were boring.

Big Big Beer

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! He looks like he could do it.

Fork Eyes

It could only be better if they were SPORKS. Maybe they don&#039;t have those in Japan.

Feelin Young

Ummm...Is this adorable, or kind of creepy and disturbing?

Giant Ape Mouth

KONG IS KING!

Fashion Awards Crack

Hmm. I thougth I would enjoy model-butt-closeups a lot more than I did.

But she likes it, can't you tell?

It could only be better if they were SPORKS. Maybe they don't have those in Japan.