Did you know?... The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

No Smoking

It&#039;s better to cover your bases and just include &quot;fiery crosses&quot;, &quot;tiki torches&quot; and &quot;road flares&quot; on the list.

Makeshift Repair Job

It&#039;s aerodynamic...if by &quot;aero&quot; you mean &quot;totally&quot; and by &quot;dynamic&quot; you mean &quot;asstastic&quot;

Luckyyyyy

What is this a drawing of? How did they do that? Why do I even care? Ugh.

Low Flying Plane

Punk&#039;d lost all its sponsors when the &quot;We&#039;re going to make you think this plane is going to fly into a building&quot; prank ended tragically, with the Air Force shooting down a full commercial flight. Sadly, Ashton Kutcher totally failed to die a horrible fiery death.

Lightsabres

Don&#039;t dumpsters have, like, a sign on them that say DO NOT PLAY IN OR AROUND DUMPSTER? In three languages? Accompanied by stick figure drawings for the truly stupid?

Japans Worst Nightmare

GOJIRA vs GENE FROM ACCOUNTING WHO GOES TO STAR WARS CONS ON WEEKENDS - now playing at a theater near you.

Kino

Ummm...okay. Lemme guess - this restaurant/drivein is in Japan.

Hell Hound Dog

Jesus. Anyone need a little replenishment on dream-haunting material?

Gingerbreadcpu

Ahhh...the sweet, sweet taste of being a GIANT MOUTHBREATHING LOSER NERD.

Funny Piping

I don&#039;t know...this reminds me of something...I can&#039;t...quite...put my finger...on it.

It's better to cover your bases and just include "fiery crosses", "tiki torches" and "road flares" on the list.

It's aerodynamic...if by "aero" you mean "totally" and by "dynamic" you mean "asstastic"

Punk'd lost all its sponsors when the "We're going to make you think this plane is going to fly into a building" prank ended tragically, with the Air Force shooting down a full commercial flight. Sadly, Ashton Kutcher totally failed to die a horrible fiery death.

Don't dumpsters have, like, a sign on them that say DO NOT PLAY IN OR AROUND DUMPSTER? In three languages? Accompanied by stick figure drawings for the truly stupid?

I don't know...this reminds me of something...I can't...quite...put my finger...on it.