Did you know?... The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Squirrel Eats Bird

When squirrels run out of nuts, things can get pretty scary.

Party Harder

Party pooper. Seriously, it&#039;s not a joke. She went to a party and pooped herself.

Plumber Crack Panties

The most frightening plumber-crack you will ever see. EVARR!!

Man Of The Year 01

Pinpin&#039; aint easy. Or is it?

Girls Go Down

If you&#039;re lucky.

Teddy Bear Cloud

This isn&#039;t Photoshopped. This is an actual cloud formation that looks like a teddy bear.

Trimble Babe

Hey. Sex sells, right?

Wwjl Jesus Loot

What would Jesus loot?

Turken

What do you get when you cross a Turkey and a Chicken? That&#039;s right. Turken. Is this for real?

Turtle Pron

Faster, Harold, faster! FASTER, I said!. Can&#039;t you go any faster?! Oh, forget it.

Party pooper. Seriously, it's not a joke. She went to a party and pooped herself.

Pinpin' aint easy. Or is it?

If you're lucky.

This isn't Photoshopped. This is an actual cloud formation that looks like a teddy bear.

What do you get when you cross a Turkey and a Chicken? That's right. Turken. Is this for real?

Faster, Harold, faster! FASTER, I said!. Can't you go any faster?! Oh, forget it.