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Home Run

Heh. Though really, who among us has not found himself in this position? I once woke up curled up on Jesus's chest in the Pieta.

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Hugeweapon

And you thought a Porsche was a phallic compensation tool.

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Hugerims

This makes the car better for off-roading, right?

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Holy Shit

Ahem. Holy f***ing crap.

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Hmmm Tounge

Horses are NOT wild and free and graceful and beautiful. They're big and stupid and smelly. Why don't girls understand this? It's like letting a moose tongue your face.

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Good Fo Ya

Clever *rollseyes*

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Give A Hand

Um...or a stump, as the case may be.

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Girlinrubber

The ultimate prophylactic.

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Get Over It Already

He WON THE ELECTION. Get over it.

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Funny Buckle

I bet this guy does that pantomimed lasso across the dance floor to attract women, too.

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