Did you know?... In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more that a hundred years before either moon was discovered!

Wife Joke

Heh. This made me laugh out loud. Because, see, it points out that women are stupid AND vain!

Zippowned

Doesn&#039;t this look like the kid from Roseanne? And isn&#039;t this the kind of dumbass thing he&#039;d do?

Guess

Guess who??? An idiot.

Salute

Heh. One-fingered, that is.

Riding With Hitler

Loose lips sink ships, too.

Spinnershoe

Haha. Bling BLING!

Signs 11

Too easy, really.

Sausage Fest

Mmmm. Sausagefest!

Smokemonkey

There was a chimp in a zoo who got addicted - people would light cigarettes and throw them in his cage.

Rubberstamp

Ahhhh, if only.

Doesn't this look like the kid from Roseanne? And isn't this the kind of dumbass thing he'd do?