Did you know?... When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

Beer Loving Dog

Hooray for responsible pet ownership! I think the Russian packaging is a particularly nice touch.

Anorexia Beat

Hahaha. Offensive to those around him and insulting to him. I like it.

48 35beerbottle

What exactly...is going on here? The giant bottle broke away and made a run for it and crash landed on a pile of rubble? It burrowed up from underground, a la War of the Worlds, and we&#039;re all going to die while Earth is colonized by giant bottles? WTF?!

48 27paintedhouse

Trompe l&#039;oeil is overrated. Who&#039;s going to believe that someone would let a tree that ugly grow next to their house?

46 Lurch

Not exactly timely, but the &quot;John Kerry is a tool&quot; jokes never get old.

Huge Fat Cat

This is like &quot;American Gothic&quot;, only without the pitchforks and a GIANT MAN EATING CAT.

42 97pot

Ah, I see. A percolator. For a river-rafting outfitter. That makes a lot of sense.

42 77bottle1

Added bonus: If they ever fold, and an adult toy factory moves in...

41ff8e164c68e

Wow. No wonder their cartoons give our children seizures.

384

If this were a real sign, it would be funny. Or even if it were a remotely plausible rendering of a sign that looked sort of real. Or if there weren&#039;t GIANT GRAINY PIXELS all over it, like, I took this picture of a sign and now I&#039;m going to write on it with Microsoft paint.

What exactly...is going on here? The giant bottle broke away and made a run for it and crash landed on a pile of rubble? It burrowed up from underground, a la War of the Worlds, and we're all going to die while Earth is colonized by giant bottles? WTF?!

Trompe l'oeil is overrated. Who's going to believe that someone would let a tree that ugly grow next to their house?

Not exactly timely, but the "John Kerry is a tool" jokes never get old.

This is like "American Gothic", only without the pitchforks and a GIANT MAN EATING CAT.

If this were a real sign, it would be funny. Or even if it were a remotely plausible rendering of a sign that looked sort of real. Or if there weren't GIANT GRAINY PIXELS all over it, like, I took this picture of a sign and now I'm going to write on it with Microsoft paint.