Did you know?... The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

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Obviously written by someone with a masterful command of English and guru-like abilities at Paint. Quite a catch, ladies!

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Why do these fellas have a Spongebob pillow out on the town with them anyway? Hint: child molesters.

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What the hell? And that goes for everything about this - is that a man or a woman? What&#039;s going on with that hair? What&#039;s that orange thing? Who decided that couch was a good idea?

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Is that kid DELIGHTED, or TERRIFIED?

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It&#039;s the new arcade game - hand-crush, not hand-out.

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Why do girls insist on thinking that they&#039;re better-looking than they really are?

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OH MY GOD. TAKE IT AWAY, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT&#039;S HOLY.

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Simple answer.

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What on earth could these be for? Batchelorette party? Creepy middle-aged-people swingers meeting? Is this your grandmother&#039;s kitchen?

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What the hell? And that goes for everything about this - is that a man or a woman? What's going on with that hair? What's that orange thing? Who decided that couch was a good idea?

It's the new arcade game - hand-crush, not hand-out.

Why do girls insist on thinking that they're better-looking than they really are?

OH MY GOD. TAKE IT AWAY, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY.

What on earth could these be for? Batchelorette party? Creepy middle-aged-people swingers meeting? Is this your grandmother's kitchen?