Did you know?... The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Lonely Fatty

Maybe there really isn&#039;t someone for everybody.

Duck Parade

That&#039;s it. We&#039;re out of here.

Crooked Building

Must have had the blueprints upside down.

Dorm Ninja

Beware, the dorm-ninja.

Rat Tail

The micro-mullett

Gay Boat Party

The Love Boat. The really really scary version of the Love Boat.

Jesus Adult Video

Cock blocker.

Drunkard

Home from the bar...safe and sound.

Generatorforsale

Give that man a job in advertising. Brilliant! Brilliant, I say!

Kidsbook Sucka

Here&#039;s yet another children&#039;s book you won&#039;t find on Amazon.

Maybe there really isn't someone for everybody.

That's it. We're out of here.

Here's yet another children's book you won't find on Amazon.