Did you know?... Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

Diet Coke With Bacon

Now this is one I don&#039;t think I&#039;ll try.

Moo Car

You know the guy who owns Gateway? This is his car.

Sadisticgirl

Santa is going to be a little late this year, kids.

Skeleton Beach

Here&#039;s a picture of Lindsey Lohan at the beach.

Starwars Nerds

Que the Death Star music.

Tank In Mud

You&#039;re going to need a pretty big tow-truck for this one.

Thishigh

You must be this tall to fight in the war.

Tide Mistake

Should have checked the tide schedule.

Too Sexy

Hey, do you know that 18-year-old blonde you&#039;ve been chatting with on the Internet? We found a picture of her for you.

Tree Sign

Really? Where?

Now this is one I don't think I'll try.

Here's a picture of Lindsey Lohan at the beach.

You're going to need a pretty big tow-truck for this one.

Hey, do you know that 18-year-old blonde you've been chatting with on the Internet? We found a picture of her for you.