Did you know?... In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more that a hundred years before either moon was discovered!

Cowinbank

Maybe he just waned to open a Moooootual fund. Oh, man, that was terrible.

Ibrator0983

How long before &quot;Free Ibrator&quot; sites start popping up?

Boobies

Optical illusion.

Baseball

Look out!

Backtoschool88

Must be a millitary school.

Sams Clup Sopt

Ok, nothing&#039;s coming. You can og now. Og ahead. Sotp screwing around and og, you idiot.

Backpack Insect

Hey kids, want to really freak out your teachers at school? Wear one of these on the first day and run into class screaming as if something was attacking you.

Babysitter99

You only have to do this ONCE and from that point on, it&#039;s &quot;yes sir&quot; this and &quot;no sir&quot; that. Try it, you&#039;ll see.

Babyfood

What do you figure, 15 lbs... 325 degrees... about 7 minutes per pound? Mmmmm.. baby stew.

Atheist

Forget about Athiests, what do I do if I find a goat, wearing a bath-robe and drinking a cup of coffee?

How long before "Free Ibrator" sites start popping up?

Ok, nothing's coming. You can og now. Og ahead. Sotp screwing around and og, you idiot.

You only have to do this ONCE and from that point on, it's "yes sir" this and "no sir" that. Try it, you'll see.