Did you know?... The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

Dscn0840

Hah. Have you seen mah... baseball?

Hpim0190

Draw your own conclusions.

Drunk Cartwheel

What hapens when a drunk girl attempts to do a cartwheel? Yeah.

Still Safer

Still safer here than...

Spidershake

How do you make a spider shake? This is so gross.

Mexic923893lk3983

Boy does Mexico look like a scary place or what?

Gas83jd9

Sad but true.

Torlenners

I don&#039;t know what &quot;torlenning&quot; is, but these guys do it better than anybody.

Poisonivy

This makes me itch just looking at it.

Norton

You know, if only this was a real product. And if you&#039;ve ever received a rambling, threatening message from me at 4am, you know I could have really used this.

I don't know what "torlenning" is, but these guys do it better than anybody.

You know, if only this was a real product. And if you've ever received a rambling, threatening message from me at 4am, you know I could have really used this.