I Saw Snow White In An Ihop Last Night

What Would Elijah Do

Elijah could. Elijah should. Elijah wood.

Punctuation Is Importanter

No!! MORE rape.

I Needed A Tetanus Shot After The Second One Too

On Hi Way To Buy More Bumper Nuts

You Gone Learn Today

Tesla Drivers Are The New Prius Drivers

If You See Someone Crying Today Ask Them If Its Because Of Their Haircut

Its All Good In Da Hood

Never Date A Girl If Her Dad Called Her Princess

...because she just might believe it.