Did you know?... In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

Always Wash Your Produce

After Inspecting My Halloween Candy

Tall People Problems

In Hawaii I Captured A Total Rainbow

My Wife Left This Note Before Leaving For Work So I Called In Sick Screw That

One Good Thing About That Polio

...it sure keeps the kids off the streets.

This Is An Example Of Why California Is Bankrupt

Always The Instigator

I Want To Be Your Friend

Some People Need This