Did you know?... In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

I Would React The Same Way

As A Single Dad This Halloween I Can Relate To This

So I Hooked Up With A Blind Woman Last Night

Shittles Taste The Rainbow

I Go To This Particular Liquor Store Because Of This Dog And Also To Quell The Shakes

Ok I Admit It

Half And Half In Detroit

Great Choice Of Tshirts For Your Flight There Mr Genius

Insert Lame Back To The Future Trailer Joke Here

Damaged Goods