And We Should Get Rid Of The Penny Too

I Am So Pale That When I Took A Photo Of My Butt I Became Invisible

The Electric Company Trimmed My Tree And Now It Looks Upside Down

I Was Polishing My Shoes And Left Her Alone For 5 Minues

Mountain Bike Jumps Over The Tour De France

Venezuela German Chocolate Cake

That's the flag of Argentina. Not sure where Venezuela fits into this joke.

I Took A Picture Of A Spider On The Screen And It Looks Like A Giant Attacking The City

And It Was Wet Which Freaked Me Out A Little

I Sure Hope This Kid Made It

This Is Going To Be One Expensive Test Drive