Did you know?... Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

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Break It Anyway

You Want To Avoid Sloots Like This One

My Two Year Old Likes To Freak Out The Neighbors

Burn It All To The Ground

Found This Gem At A Walmart In Oaklahoma

This Is What They Replaced Hot Topic With In Columbia Mall

Page Two Of My Printed Email

When You Think Back These Things Were Really Gross

Taking Multi Tasking To The Next Level