Did you know?... During WWII, because a lot of players were called to duty, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined to become The Steagles.

Imag0019

But what if I feed them ALKA SELTZER?

M1ichaeljackson

God Bless America!

Osama

Oh, they&#039;ll find him. One month before the elections!

Marlborokittens

R.J. Reynolds MUST BE STOPPED! First marketing to children, NOW THIS?! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!

Stiffdrinkneeded

&quot;Stewardess, I uh, I could use another scotch. Actually -- keep &#039;em coming.&quot;

Pothed

Got weed? How about a blindfold?

Newscast

Maybe she is, but I&#039;d still like to see her naked!

Needledick

I get this alot.

Yellow Pill

This girl has skills that will come in very useful as she grows up.

Mommyotherride

This is true! And, MAN, is she good!

Oh, they'll find him. One month before the elections!

"Stewardess, I uh, I could use another scotch. Actually -- keep 'em coming."

Maybe she is, but I'd still like to see her naked!