Did you know?... The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Enjoying The Winter

The polar bear plunge? Ha! These guys are doing to polar bear soak.

Animal Abuse

I think he's a mushroom.

Sad Clown On A Rollercoaster

I want to frame this and hang it on my wall.

Hipster Jokes

Pee Bee Arrrrrrrrr

Face Massager

Dreaming of American Idol.

Parenting Is Hard Work

Not if you don't have any fucking kids it's not!

Corn On A Power Drill

Soooo many sick jokes...

My Name Is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Lance Corporal Punishment.

Majik Trkk

Beware Of Falling Deer

I never thought to worry about this.