Did you know?... The cicada, a fly found in Africa, spends 17 years of its life sleeping; and only two weeks is awake during which mates and then dies.

Fork Knife Chopsticks

Fork knife chopsticks.

Dog Is Chillin

Dog is chillin.

Why Did You Make Them Then

Why did you make them then.

Every Single God Damned Day

Every single god damned day.

There Is A Face In My Butter

There is a face in my butter.

Cat Is Not Amused

Cat is not amused.

Jean Binet Ramsey Dog

Jean binet ramsey dog.

Perfectly Safe To Sleep With A Giant Python

Perfectly safe to sleep with a giant python.

Zombie Bed

Zombie bed.

Creepy Stairwell Rug

Creepy stairwell rug.