Did you know?... The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

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If you need the toilet during dinner you don&#039;t need to leave the table.

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So good he can do it standing on his head.Show off.

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He truly deserves one.

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Fantastic bra.

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I love to hear what he had to say once he wife saw the picture.

Kitten Sneak Attack

&quot;I know you&#039;re under this chair Tom i can hear you moving&quot;

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It&#039;s nice to have friends you can rely on when you&#039;re drunk.

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Three tits and an enourmous cock.

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Someone&#039;s been on the rum.

Dog Piano

Victoria Beckham tries to write her new song.

If you need the toilet during dinner you don't need to leave the table.

"I know you're under this chair Tom i can hear you moving"

It's nice to have friends you can rely on when you're drunk.

Someone's been on the rum.