Did you know?... Former U.S. President Franklin Pierce was arrested during his term as President for running over an old lady with his horse, but the charges were later dropped.

Fugly31003234

Two eggs, some bacon and a slab of ass please, sunny side up.

Fugly31003128

I see he&#039;s got some friends left.

Monkeyspank

I guess this means no beating the meat?

Bushanimalabuse

Bush tries to drop kick a dog.

Adios

Number 2 all over please.

Madonnakiss

As crappy as their music is, they have some redeeming qualities.

Bandcamp

One time, at band camp, I really DID...

Gummer

The queen of &#039;silverfoxes.&#039;

Shark

Soiling your wetsuit has to be the worst feeling. Well that, and maybe realizing that a shark will kill you.

Watchporn

Hell, you wouldn&#039;t have to force me to watch that.

I see he's got some friends left.

The queen of 'silverfoxes.'

Hell, you wouldn't have to force me to watch that.