Did you know?... Murder is the only crime that does not increase during the full moon. Theft, disorderly conduct, larceny, armed robbery, assault and battery, and rape all statistically increase dramatically during the full moon.

Grouchobroswinery

Decades ago, the Marx Brothers attempted to sell brand name spirits, with very little success.

Beercooler

Martin ordered this for the Fugly office, hoping to boost morale (I think he succeeded).

Alsharpton

What do you get when you cross Al Sharpton, Benjamin Franklin, and Adolf Hitler?

Abs051987wfez

Don&#039;t ever, EVER ingest a hallucinogen before asking out a woman like this.

Besser Dumbass2

Yet another means of effective birth-control.

0480

Don&#039;t you just love art?

Arguing

Take this one to heart.

Buyavowel

I&#039;d like to solve the puzzle....whore.

Easyhole

Dwaine keeps a jar of this with him at all times.

Britneygoil

She is a hot...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Don't ever, EVER ingest a hallucinogen before asking out a woman like this.

Don't you just love art?

I'd like to solve the puzzle....whore.